有时候
别问事情对与错
有些答案会让浪漫变成一场空欢喜
有时候
别在乎爱的是谁
有些答案会让希望变成绝望
等一个人是多么的天真
为了所谓爱的美丽
却牺牲自己
就算我身心情崩溃了
我也要收起来
因为我不想打扰到你
其实我明白
若今天再希望被你抚摸是极傻的
因为当你寂寞孤独时候
是我没有陪在你身边
当我留下这串锁匙时
请别在灯光中伸手拥抱我
请别低着头跟我说声再见
我宁愿你安静得看着我走
因为沉默会增加痛楚
让我不会怀念你昨天的吻
让我知道我们正真完了
若你我之间有遗憾
那就是直到如今我还无法开启你的心房
因为爱而回避彼此
也许是上天要我们在幸福中受苦
可能爱情不能留住你的人
你我就像变色龙一样
一时一样
变化无穷
和你在黑夜里开战
根本看不清你的表情
我越让你
你就越夸张
触碰没有了界限
我开始犹豫
床上那个人是谁
床下那个人又是谁
香水 红灯 香槟 浪漫
疯狂 尖叫 出汗 激情
无需要紧张
浪漫现场后不必认账
注射热情的礼物在身体中
让你我之间留下一份纪念品
我们不是能让彼此幸福的爱情伴侣
我们只是能满足彼此的灵魂伴侣
I scare this kecik ciplak insect will crawl on my naked body and rape me
I very pantang nampak cockroach in my room
I scare this bloody scary insect will crawl on my bed and rape me while i sleeping
Each time i meet with this son of bitch
My whole house will full of my voice screaming like babi mau mampus
My mum always pijak me gao gao lat lat for over reacting and takut-ing a small black insects with 2 ugly hair on kepala
How i over reacting?
I will run downstairs with speed of 153km/second to take penyapu and penyodok or anything else that long enough to keep me 150 cm away from this ugly insect di samping can halau it out of my sight
What i can do is just HALAU HALAU AND HALAU
I won't direct step on it or take anything else to kill it because once i see it i sudah takut macam tikus baru beranak =(
Seriously, i need someone who can help me keep cockroach away from me if i terjumpa it next time
*TOUCH WOOD!!!!! THROW YOUR SALIVA AND SAY AGAIN!!!!!*
for those smokers,
PLEASE THROW YOUR CIGARETTE ENDS ON THE FLOOR SO THAT THE COCKROACHES WILL GET CANCER AND MATI CEPAT
SAY NO TO COCKROACH
GOT COCKROACH=NO SEX
1) I'M DEPRESS TO THE MAX CAUSE I ALMOST BANKRAP FOR THIS MONTH AGAINNNNNNNN >_<
each time i got my salary
i wont think to keep some of it in case i might need to use it in future
i just SPEND like an asshole without pressing the calculator ~_~
so, around the 2nd or 3rd week of the month i just like WTF-my money left this much? how am i going to habiskan the rest of every fucking days?
then i will started to emo very tepat masa-ly every middle of each month
more tepat masa than girl's menstrual cycle =)
but in this month i lagi hebat
ngam ngam 1 minggu sudah start to emo because sudah tarak money
EMO LIKE A SAKAI RUNNING ALL AROUND THE HILL AND SHOUT LIKE FUCKING BITCH
$_$ I WANT MONEY MONEY MONEY JUST LIKE I NEED THE AIR TO BREATH $_$
2) I MISS MY GRANDMA AND HER COOK
since i move here
i got serious malnutrition..WTF o0o
i always eat maggi or bread or nasi lemak which i buy near my home as my meal
this is because either i don't have money or tak sanggup spend the money to buy food or lazy like fatty bum bum to go out buy
than i tell my mum about this
my mum replied me, PADANNNNNNNNNN MUKAAAAAAAAAAA U!!!!!!!!! =(
1 more, i going to DRY like ikan masin cause LACK OF MOISTURE-soup
i macam sudah tarak minum homemade soup since i come here because my parents always outstation and tarak masa to cook for me
if ada pun i buy kat luar which is equal to MSG soup
google search if you tak tau what MSG is =)
those MSG soup drink liao my lidah macam sudah tarak rasa ~_~
3) I THINK MY HP IS CRYING TO HAVE AN ASSHOLE OWNER
i'm an aries=superb fiery person
i always drop my hp like hell
each time i drop the battery sure will terkeluar punya-seriously, i tarak joking
my hp some more give me drop sampai the mini screen pun retak abit liao
but thank Q allah, jesus, buddha, brahman my hp still well functioning ^.^
i wish to change a new hp
BUT......................I TARAK MONEY =(
4) YOU KNOW WHAT-RECENTLY OON YONG SOON DON'T HAVE A DAILY WHITENING PRODUCT FOR FACE PUNYA
listen clearly its WHITENING PRODUCT!!!!
i sendiri pun don't believe that i tarak use whitening product for quite a long time
BECAUSE I TARAK MONEY BUY =(
5) SERIOUSLY I NEED TO IMPROVE MY STUPID KINDERGARTEN LEVEL ENGLISH
i think even kindergarten children can speak english better than me
sia sui untill wan find a hole in the ground to hid my face =(
but...............wa still manyak happy cakap-ing in wa mia Bahasa Rojak (BR)-new subject of SPM in future maybe?
no BR=no OON YONG SOON
and hor i find that those can speak proper english punya pro kia/lui doesn't use those "LAH, LOH, MA, AH, LEH, HOR, WA LAO YEH, WAH PIANG YEH" masa they talking
but biarlah~as long as i syok sudahlahhhhhhhhhh
maklumlah i'm Perak-ian who come from a small town panggil Teluk Intan-which is a BR town =)
in OYS language for today,
NO MONEY=NO LIFE
p/s-just now i went to mandi, after bath only i realise that i lupa bawa tuala masuk, than i naked-ly jalan from downstairs bathroom to my room at upstairs =)
habis crapping
sayonara, bye, selamat tinggal, zai jian, zoi jin, tchau
$_$ MONEY $_$
却还没明白为何还坚强地忍受折磨
依然想知道你过得如何
依然盼望你会记得我
依然想得到以前的温柔
我不愿意只当你的朋友
就算你只给一个微笑
心里却会很满足
我只想得到半份的关心而已
让我能安慰自己
因为我明白
从朋友变成情侣代价真的很高
就算得不到你的心
我愿意用一夜的激情来换你的温柔
爱情就像密码的深奥
越得不到~越会傻傻地在等
True friends are hard to find =(
But I’m lucky that I found YOU ALL =D
Kee Ronghui, Yap Qian Yee, Lee Yee Huey and Lim Zi En
4 of you really awesome
There will not a chance for “cold environment” to appear when we are together
We can LUNG-TALK, JI MIU-TALK, HENG DAI-TALK from the very beginning to the end of the day
Laugh like hell in the public
We think that the place is our bapa dan emak punya =)
We can talk everything to each other
Even the most sensitive issue
Because we do believe in each other
We really take our heart into this friendship
Let me talk about my 1st impression of you all
Kee Ronghui (Penguin)
My 1st impression of you is, “walao, you perlu so hardworking bo???” LOL
You are just so rajin
Each time teacher gives homework, you seldom lewat hantar
You will sure finish in time
But its benefit to me juga la
Cause I boleh pinjam and salin from you..wakaka
Boleh kata out of 10 homework, I salin 9 of it from you =D
You pula always treat me as your kuli to help you cancelling the calender although it is more nearer to you and its your job..ISHHHHH =P
Then sometimes we can talk about some bitchy talk..ROFL
Still remember the PAPAYA MILK? HANGER? COCONUT? WATERMELON? KLCC? etc…………
I always laugh at your jantina
Me and ehuey always doubt at your “trueness” of your watermelon
You are shy of it sometimes
But in other times you quite cooperate with us..haha
You like to use your lung when you talk
And I used back my lung to answer you
Finally, we end up with a big and 38 laugh..wakaka
Yap Qian Yee (Thousand fish)
You give me punya 1st impression ialah, “hello miss, you perlu begitu diam bo?”
You are so quiet in the beginning
When we walk infront, you always walk behind
Mula-mula I ingat you dislike us
But when the days go on
You started to adapt to us
The thing that you paling funny is when you apply sunblock or whitening product, you apply juga at your eyebrow
And I always laugh at you, asking you why you want to whiten up your eyebrow..wakaka
I appreciate to you when you help me to do my homework..haha =)
Sometimes I lagi menyebabkan you lewat hantar your work, but you didn’t angry me =D
Maybe other will thinks that we are couple
But we know we are not..we are true friend =)
Still remember this? “Belakang cakap”, “I also don’t know whether you are girl or not”, “Lu mana besar?” etc……..
I always use this term when I talk to you
And you will always like mau angry but can’t angry punya face..wakaka
Lee Yee Huey (Ehuey)
My 1st thinking when I saw you is, “ermmmmm, this girl quite good in study”
In the beginning, I was quite admire your studies
You are just great in your study
You are quite quite and cool when we are not so close
So, I feel you macam not so friendly la
But once we are close enough
OMG..we are so crazy
We always pakat to talk about penguin’s watermelon and laugh at her everything..wakaka
When I went to your house, I was so funny to see your anti-aging product..LOL
Pai seh pai seh..i bocor liao you use anti-aging product in such a young age..hehe
I also always laugh at your liquid paper sunblock..haha
The most 38 thing we like to do is talk about ZAI (boys) and LUI (girls)
You always “kap lui” and I always “kap zai”
Then we always talk about our “kao zai” and “kao lui” punya kungfu =)
Lim Zi En (Piano girl)
When I see you in the beginning, I was like, “adui, why you so cool de?”
Its hard to see you talk and smile when we are not close
Everytime you macam sudah makan lemon, your face was so masam and emo
Want to talk to you also takut
Maybe like music punya people mostly also emo punya gua..haha
But once we close liao
WOW..I can see a totally different punya you
We talk, we laugh and we 38 together
When we go sing karaoke, I always laugh you because you always choose boy’s song to sing..hehe
Bukan ini sahaja, still remember the individual photo for majalah sekolah?
When you say you don’t know how to self capture,I used to laugh at you..wakaka
17 y/o girl tak tau take sendiri punya picture..LOL
But finally you can make it juga la
We 2 always pakat to ejek penguin and ehuey about their NS
Its so funny to see their geram face..haha
You said before, we shouldn’t doubting each other if we really take our heart into this friendship =)
Maybe some people do not understand why we are so close,
But we do understand among ourself,
THAT’S MORE THAN ENOUGH!
I do not need best friend in my life
But, I need TRUE FRIEND-just like 4 of YOU
TRUE FRIENDS ARE HARD TO FIND
ONCE FOUND, ITS HARDER TO LEAVE
AND HARDEST TO FORGET
When I'm unhappy, he will lend me his shoulder
When I need something, although I didn't say a single word, he will know what I want
When someone is bully me, he will stand infront of me
When I go anywhere, he will always be with me
When I need someone to understand me, he will be the one who put his hand on my shoulder
When there is no one sayang me, he will be there to hold my hands
When I can't finish my work, he will be there to help me finish it
If I have a twin brother,
I can always have someone to trust on
I can always have someone to sleep with me
I can always have someone to stay beside me
I can always have someone to rely on
I can always have someone to lend me his shoulder whenever I feel tired
I can always have someone to understanding me
I can always have someone to hug me when I'm alone
But now I don't have a twin brother,
I have to sleep alone everynight
I have to settle all my work by myself
I have to sleep on the fucking hard wall when I'm tired
I have to keep all the secret in my heart
I have to stand on my own when I'm facing problem
I have to hug myself when I'm alone
I have to learn understanding myself
To my invisible twin brother,
❤ I Love You ❤
