5/2/2012

1 month over already

Its February 2012 now

And I'm still the same

Still so fat, so lazy, so cute, so handsome

Time, why you pass so fast?

Can you slow down a little bit so that I got enough time to change?

Last time I said that I want to study 2 hours per day

And until today I didn't study a single shit

Fuck. My. Life =.=

Someone pls come and bang my head on the wall and slap me

I think I'm going to wash plates in KFC or McD

And die forever alone beside the street or under the bridge without coffin somemore

Coz I got no money to buy a coffin :'(

I just don't know why I just can't take the book and start study like what I did last time

Once I see the book I direct feel very sleepy

When I'm insomnia at night, I won't feel sleepy pula when I see the books

But at that time I also no mood study la

If I'm studying that time, confirm I got brain cancer and going to die soon

Eh I really feel very weird leh

Its already Februari!!! One month already pass!!!

So sim tia you know that I'm going to be 19 years old in 2 more months :'(

And after that 20..21..22..23..24 years old

I want to stay forever 18 years old laaa

Being old very sad you know?!!!

And Valentine's Day is coming soon

Why this day must exist leh?

Very sienz leh when saw someone posting on Facebook asking "What should I buy for my bf/gf this valentine?"

Eh, fuck you laaaa

You cannot sit down diam diam and think yourself one ah?

Is it after I say what to buy, then you will follow what I say?

Ok!!!

Go and buy a big box, then go catch 1000 cockroaches, then put inside the box and wrap it nicely, add a butterfly ribbon on it somemore so that it looks luxury a little bit

Hahahahahahahahahaha, just joking :)

Anyway, Happy Valentine's Day

Hope you will be come daddy or mommy in November 2012

28/1/2012

I'm back to Kualalalalala Lumpur already J

I went back to my hometown for 7 days

Ngam ngam 1 week

In this 1 week, I'm satisfy with my days

Hanging out together with friends, gambling, talk cock sing song, laugh at each other, see each other's face, eat together, sing karaoke, go friends' home

But hor the thing that I angry the most is the chee cheong fun shop too good business liao

Why I angry? Because each time I want go buy also so many peoples

And have to queue for so long, and ended up I didn't buy a single thing because I'm lazy to queue =.="

Beside this, I also very angry that the Sg. Nibong's char keow teow no open stall :/

Ok, don't talk about unhappy things J

Talk about happy things J

This time go back hometown meet with a lot of secondary school's friends that didn't meet for quite a long time

I found that hor, they didn't change a lot also

Still the same old pattern

But good la, at least I can still recognise your face and play together J

I don't really like those people who will feel shy or awkard when meet with old friends

Eh come on la, I didn't ask you to open your clothes and run naked-ly around the town

You so shy for what?

I also didn't ask how long is your penis or how big is your boobs

You so awkard for what?

But most of them, I mean MOST, are quite nice

We can get along very well after 2 seconds see-ing each other J

I'm pretty sure I will miss the time when we go Yyan's home gambling continuously for 2 days until around 2-3a.m.

After that we went to yam cha J

For me, in the process of gamble, I don't really care how much I win or how much I lose

Not because I'm rich but I like the time when we're chatting and laughing

Because as what the others say, the world is going to end this year

And the earth is going to explode or falling down into a big dark hole

So we got no more chance to celebrate Chinese New Year together next year

And sit together chatting gambling laughing anymore

But even if the world is not going to end this year

I also don't know what's going to happen next year

Maybe I'm going to other place? Or most of them didn't go back hometown?

Who knows right?

So I'm really appreaciate the time when we're together J

I don't know how about the others la

Maybe they're money face and keep on thinking to win a lot of money

I know most of you all say that I tak tau malu still eat kiddy meals, but a kid eat kiddy meals nothing wrong right, Mr. NTS? J

I miss homemade dinner cause everyday I'm eating outside in KL L

Stop looking at my stomach, this is non of my stomach's business, is the matter of my cloth cause I bend down abit, so automatically the cloth become like this :/

See, I tell you right, is the matter of the cloth, not my stomach J

And lets Rock. The. Night J

Cheers J

p/s-There are still some guys standing behind camera, I don't know why they're so shy to take pictures :/

I found this in my drawer and I miss my secondary school life so much :'(

I also found that each time I go back

I confirm will eat a lot one, I also don't know why

Maybe someone from my howntown is cursing me

Once I go back, I have to gain 5kgs =.="

Very black heart :/

I also curse the person fall down from the stairs and break his/her nose :P

Besides from these, I also found that my sister grow up a lot

And of course, she gets fatter a lot also

I don't know how she's going to keep fit in the future if she keeps on eating like this

I know I know, most of you reading this sure will say, "Ada abang, ada adik"

But that’s not the main point

The main point is the fatter she gets, the uglier she looks

So she have to keep fit :P

To all my friends,

Even though I always talk to you very loud

And sometimes I might have a very bad temper and scolded you all

But I don't really mean it

I just can't control my emotion

Yea la yea la, I got a very low EQ la

Angel also can have their own temper and emotion right? J

But always remember that I love you all ❤

Good Luck J

19/1/2012

Chinese New Year is in the corner J
I'm going back my hometown in this few days

I didn't miss my hometown  that much

Because its sucks, it’s a bangala place where after 10p.m. the street is like a dead street

For those director who want to find a street for ghost film

Welcome to my hometown after 10p.m.

Eventhough I'm not missing my hometown

But I miss my friends so bloody fucking much

Yea yea yea, I know my friends who see this are smiling now J

Yes, you no see wrong

I miss you all so much like bloody fucking hell J

I'm very excited to see how ugly you all now :P

Yesterday I meet with my hometown friend J
We went Times Square and Sungei Wang buy clothes walk walk talk cock sing song
And we spend around RM600-RM700 and now we officially broke L
We walk from around 1p.m. until around 10p.m.
And I can't feel my legs anymore >.<"
I don't know why I always talk non-stop when I see my hometown's friend
For normal people that didn’t meet for so long, normally they will shy or awkard or no topic to talk about
But I'm different, I can talk non-stop one
I talk from the beginning until we say bye bye to each other
I'm not a normal people, but I'm angel J
That’s the reason why I'm different from others J *flips hair*

Very funny leh they put this J

Randomly saw this car at Times Square's parking, I don't know how many million years already this car had been parked there until dust is covering the whole car and the dust is enough thick to let people write on it somemore..hahahahahaha J

My "keeping fit plan before Chinese New Year" plan is officially fail =.="
I don't know why its fail L
I guess my fats love me so much until they don't want to leave me
They will die if they leave me :/
But I rather they die J
Last time I still thought that I can wear nice nice clothes and show off my nice nice body shape to my friends who thinks that I can’t slim
But now I have nice nice clothes but I don’t have nice nice body shape
Fuck. My. Life =.="
Eh, please har, don't laugh or insult me har when I go back har
I already try my best to keep fit
But God likes me to be fat and chubby
I also can't do anything right? :/


Happy Chinese New Year J

12/1/2012

Haiyo

Time passes so fast

Even rocket also lose to it L

So fast already want Chinese New Year

But this is not the main point

The main point is my exam is coming soon in this Jun/Julai 2012

I know most of you sure say, "Bitch please, its still so long la"

Its not long actually

Coz I got so many things to study

I'm gonna retake my previous exam coz I screw it up last time :'(

And I guess my brain already berkarat coz I already long time didn't use it

Normally  I use my ass to think, I seldom use my brain

So now I don't know how should I wake my brain up L

But the main problem now is my fucking laziness is in level 10000

I always wanted to study but Mr. Laziness just don't let me study L

He said still got a lot of time and ask me enjoy life more

Fuck you Mr. Laziness

If I screw my exam again

I'm gonna wash the plates in KFC or MCD

After that for sure I will always mess the place up

And I will be fired and I'm gonna sleep beside the road or under the bridge :'(

And I will die and I got no money to buy a coffin for myself also L

Today I went to meet with my old friends J

We  didn't meet for like 650 years already

Normally for those that didn't meet for a long time sure will feel shy or awkward

But I don't know why I don't have this feeling

After I meet with them, I just talk non-stop

I talk from my grandparents story until my grandchildren story

Non-stop, eat also talk, walk also talk, see clothes also talk

Then we went to Sushi King and eat

We somemore camwhore and camgigolo when there is a lot of peoples around us

*(Camwhore means girls that like to take ownself pictures and camgigolo means boys that like to take ownself pictures)

But we didn't care about it

And we keep on camwhoring and camgigoling

We got no shame

Come on la, we just young once

We should snap and keep the memories

And peoples should understand that J

Maybe next time I will show my grandchildren the pictures and tell them, "See, grandpa used to be so slutty and 38 before =)"

Ok la, I don't want to get marry la

Maybe I will show my sister's grandchildren J

Actually there's still quite a number of pictures, but I lazy to upload it :/

But this one looks very cute right? Hahahahahahahahaha J

5/1/2012

Today I'm having an afternoon class

So yesterday I play until very late only sleep

So very automatically I woke up very late also today at around 11a.m.

But after I woke up I didn't prepare myself for college

I open my computer and start playing Plants v.s. Zombies *me gusta* :3

I know that I'm going to late for class but I still continue playing

Then around 12.30p.m. like that only I start preparing myself

And around 1.30p.m. only I start my journey to college

Normally it takes me around 20 minutes to reach college

But the traffic today is jam like shit

My class started at 1.45p.m. and I reach at 2.30p.m.  =.=

I was late 45minutes  :/

Thanks to the stupid traffic jam!!!

But I react like nothing happen and walked into class like a boss J

Haiya, Chinese people always say one

Late is better than no attend

So, I'm a good student J

And your argument is invalid =P

I guess my brain cancer is getting more serious

I'm sleepy like hell during class

But I very professional one

I react like I'm not sleepy at all even though I'm sleepy like motherfucker hell J

Just now I went to pasar malam

Coz recently I very hiao

I want buy some accessories for my new clothes J

When I walked along the pasar malam

A Chinese guy langgar me

Its ok and normal la to langgar people and give people langgar in pasar malam

If you didn't langgar people in pasar malam

Then its not a pasar malam

But he langgar me until very kuat

So its abnormal already

And he somemore didn't appologize and fucking looked at me

My face was like, "What? I break your short penis is it?"

Then I just fucking walk away like a boss leaving him standing there forever alone  :P

Ok, finish crapping

Thanks for reading J

Bai bai and stay gorgeous like me J

Randomly put guitar picture, like that only makes me look very artistic ma!!!

2/1/2012

Happy New Year 2012

I know got abit late laaa

But just take it laaa J

I wish with my heart one leh J

Haiya, actually not a happy thing also

This year the world is going to end

I don't understand why so many people go count down happily and wishes everyone happy new year

Shouldn't you stay at home feel sad and emo?

You're going to die anyway on December

Hahahahahahahahahaha

I'm just kidding J

Don't take it so serious J

Actually I'm not so happy with new year

Because each time new year means that I'm going to old 1 more year

Then I will be sad for awhile thinking that I will be bloody 19 years old in this fucking 2012

Very sad right? L

And I don't know I still got how many new years to go through L

Each time I old 1 year means that my market will less a little bit

Which is very dangerous for me

Coz I don't want to be forever alone

I also wish to have a relationship J

Haiya, but first of all I have to keep fit

Who will wish to have sex with you if you're so bloody fat

I don't really believe that the world is going to end in 2012

I will still able to write blogs, watching drama, keep fit (if my keeping fit plan fail again) etc in 2013

But if the world really going to end on 2012

No one will able come and argue with me and say that I'm wrong coz everyone is going to die

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha J

Don't worry
If the world is going to end

Everyone will die together with you

You won’t become like this

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A few days ago

I saw my aunty cooking some dessert

And I feel like its very easy

And I also got some cooking talent

So I steal some ingredient from her and some from my grandmother

And cook it 100% by myself

What is the results?

TADAH…………………………..

I feel like a professional chef J

Anyway, Happy New Year 2012

If the world doesn't end this year

I'm going to wish you Happy New Year 2013 next year J

20/12/2011

Finally I had cut my hair short short ady J

Its had been a year I never cut my hair until so short

Long hair is not easy to manage

Unless you're pro enough in hair styling stuff

Or you have a brother or sister that are hairstylist and they can help you

But for lazy and noob people like me

Its better for me to have a short hair

Very nice right *me gusta*

I don't know why recently always rain at around 6pm-7pm

That period of time is my jogging time :'(

Ok laaa, I'm not greedy

I just want to loss around 8kg only

Mr.&Ms. Rain, why must rain around 6pm-7pm?

Cannot rain at other time one meh?

Or you can rain after I loss my 8kg J

Pls don't rain anymore during my jogging time

Pity on me

I'm so bloody fat ady :'(

Guess what coming soon?

Hahahahahahahahaha =D

Its Christmas =)

I know most of you know already that Christmas is coming soon

But pls just pretend like you don't know and feel surprise after I tell you J

I love Christmas since I'm a little boy, now I'm still a little boy J

Christmas gives me a very warm and happy feeling

But too bad, Malaysia doesn't have winter season

If not Christmas will be more fun here

WINTER, WHY YOU HATE MALAYSIA? L

But anyway, Merry Christmas =)

For those who are in relationship, enjoy your Christmas with your love one

For those who are forever alone like me, its ok, you still can enjoy your Christmas

Who knows you will find the special one during Christmas under Christmas tree or under city lights

Very romantic right J

Merry Christmas ❤

I wish to have this romantic and lovely Christmas night ❤