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Saturday, January 28, 2012

28/1/2012

I'm back to Kualalalalala Lumpur already J
I went back to my hometown for 7 days
Ngam ngam 1 week
In this 1 week, I'm satisfy with my days
Hanging out together with friends, gambling, talk cock sing song, laugh at each other, see each other's face, eat together, sing karaoke, go friends' home
But hor the thing that I angry the most is the chee cheong fun shop too good business liao
Why I angry? Because each time I want go buy also so many peoples
And have to queue for so long, and ended up I didn't buy a single thing because I'm lazy to queue =.="
Beside this, I also very angry that the Sg. Nibong's char keow teow no open stall :/

Ok, don't talk about unhappy things J
Talk about happy things J
This time go back hometown meet with a lot of secondary school's friends that didn't meet for quite a long time
I found that hor, they didn't change a lot also
Still the same old pattern
But good la, at least I can still recognise your face and play together J
I don't really like those people who will feel shy or awkard when meet with old friends
Eh come on la, I didn't ask you to open your clothes and run naked-ly around the town
You so shy for what?
I also didn't ask how long is your penis or how big is your boobs
You so awkard for what?
But most of them, I mean MOST, are quite nice
We can get along very well after 2 seconds see-ing each other J

I'm pretty sure I will miss the time when we go Yyan's home gambling continuously for 2 days until around 2-3a.m.
After that we went to yam cha J
For me, in the process of gamble, I don't really care how much I win or how much I lose
Not because I'm rich but I like the time when we're chatting and laughing
Because as what the others say, the world is going to end this year
And the earth is going to explode or falling down into a big dark hole
So we got no more chance to celebrate Chinese New Year together next year
And sit together chatting gambling laughing anymore
But even if the world is not going to end this year
I also don't know what's going to happen next year
Maybe I'm going to other place? Or most of them didn't go back hometown?
Who knows right?
So I'm really appreaciate the time when we're together J
I don't know how about the others la
Maybe they're money face and keep on thinking to win a lot of money


I know most of you all say that I tak tau malu still eat kiddy meals, but a kid eat kiddy meals nothing wrong right, Mr. NTS? J

I miss homemade dinner cause everyday I'm eating outside in KL L

Stop looking at my stomach, this is non of my stomach's business, is the matter of my cloth cause I bend down abit, so automatically the cloth become like this :/

See, I tell you right, is the matter of the cloth, not my stomach J
And lets Rock. The. Night J

Cheers J
p/s-There are still some guys standing behind camera, I don't know why they're so shy to take pictures :/

I found this in my drawer and I miss my secondary school life so much :'(


I also found that each time I go back
I confirm will eat a lot one, I also don't know why
Maybe someone from my howntown is cursing me
Once I go back, I have to gain 5kgs =.="
Very black heart :/
I also curse the person fall down from the stairs and break his/her nose :P

Besides from these, I also found that my sister grow up a lot
And of course, she gets fatter a lot also
I don't know how she's going to keep fit in the future if she keeps on eating like this
I know I know, most of you reading this sure will say, "Ada abang, ada adik"
But that’s not the main point
The main point is the fatter she gets, the uglier she looks
So she have to keep fit :P

To all my friends,
Even though I always talk to you very loud
And sometimes I might have a very bad temper and scolded you all
But I don't really mean it
I just can't control my emotion
Yea la yea la, I got a very low EQ la
Angel also can have their own temper and emotion right? J
But always remember that I love you all


Good Luck J

Thursday, January 19, 2012

19/1/2012

Chinese New Year is in the corner J
I'm going back my hometown in this few days
I didn't miss my hometown  that much
Because its sucks, it’s a bangala place where after 10p.m. the street is like a dead street
For those director who want to find a street for ghost film
Welcome to my hometown after 10p.m.
Eventhough I'm not missing my hometown
But I miss my friends so bloody fucking much
Yea yea yea, I know my friends who see this are smiling now J
Yes, you no see wrong
I miss you all so much like bloody fucking hell J
I'm very excited to see how ugly you all now :P


Yesterday I meet with my hometown friend J
We went Times Square and Sungei Wang buy clothes walk walk talk cock sing song
And we spend around RM600-RM700 and now we officially broke L
We walk from around 1p.m. until around 10p.m.
And I can't feel my legs anymore >.<"
I don't know why I always talk non-stop when I see my hometown's friend
For normal people that didn’t meet for so long, normally they will shy or awkard or no topic to talk about
But I'm different, I can talk non-stop one
I talk from the beginning until we say bye bye to each other
I'm not a normal people, but I'm angel J
That’s the reason why I'm different from others J *flips hair*

Very funny leh they put this J

Randomly saw this car at Times Square's parking, I don't know how many million years already this car had been parked there until dust is covering the whole car and the dust is enough thick to let people write on it somemore..hahahahahaha J

My "keeping fit plan before Chinese New Year" plan is officially fail =.="
I don't know why its fail L
I guess my fats love me so much until they don't want to leave me
They will die if they leave me :/
But I rather they die J
Last time I still thought that I can wear nice nice clothes and show off my nice nice body shape to my friends who thinks that I can’t slim
But now I have nice nice clothes but I don’t have nice nice body shape
Fuck. My. Life =.="
Eh, please har, don't laugh or insult me har when I go back har
I already try my best to keep fit
But God likes me to be fat and chubby
I also can't do anything right? :/


Happy Chinese New Year J

Thursday, January 12, 2012

12/1/2012

Haiyo
Time passes so fast
Even rocket also lose to it L
So fast already want Chinese New Year
But this is not the main point
The main point is my exam is coming soon in this Jun/Julai 2012
I know most of you sure say, "Bitch please, its still so long la"
Its not long actually
Coz I got so many things to study
I'm gonna retake my previous exam coz I screw it up last time :'(
And I guess my brain already berkarat coz I already long time didn't use it
Normally  I use my ass to think, I seldom use my brain
So now I don't know how should I wake my brain up L

But the main problem now is my fucking laziness is in level 10000
I always wanted to study but Mr. Laziness just don't let me study L
He said still got a lot of time and ask me enjoy life more
Fuck you Mr. Laziness
If I screw my exam again
I'm gonna wash the plates in KFC or MCD
After that for sure I will always mess the place up
And I will be fired and I'm gonna sleep beside the road or under the bridge :'(
And I will die and I got no money to buy a coffin for myself also L

Today I went to meet with my old friends J
We  didn't meet for like 650 years already
Normally for those that didn't meet for a long time sure will feel shy or awkward
But I don't know why I don't have this feeling
After I meet with them, I just talk non-stop
I talk from my grandparents story until my grandchildren story
Non-stop, eat also talk, walk also talk, see clothes also talk
Then we went to Sushi King and eat
We somemore camwhore and camgigolo when there is a lot of peoples around us
*(Camwhore means girls that like to take ownself pictures and camgigolo means boys that like to take ownself pictures)
But we didn't care about it
And we keep on camwhoring and camgigoling
We got no shame
Come on la, we just young once
We should snap and keep the memories
And peoples should understand that J
Maybe next time I will show my grandchildren the pictures and tell them, "See, grandpa used to be so slutty and 38 before =)"
Ok la, I don't want to get marry la
Maybe I will show my sister's grandchildren J

Actually there's still quite a number of pictures, but I lazy to upload it :/
But this one looks very cute right? Hahahahahahahahaha J

Thursday, January 5, 2012

5/1/2012

Today I'm having an afternoon class
So yesterday I play until very late only sleep
So very automatically I woke up very late also today at around 11a.m.
But after I woke up I didn't prepare myself for college
I open my computer and start playing Plants v.s. Zombies *me gusta* :3
I know that I'm going to late for class but I still continue playing
Then around 12.30p.m. like that only I start preparing myself
And around 1.30p.m. only I start my journey to college
Normally it takes me around 20 minutes to reach college
But the traffic today is jam like shit
My class started at 1.45p.m. and I reach at 2.30p.m.  =.=
I was late 45minutes  :/
Thanks to the stupid traffic jam!!!
But I react like nothing happen and walked into class like a boss J
Haiya, Chinese people always say one
Late is better than no attend
So, I'm a good student J
And your argument is invalid =P

I guess my brain cancer is getting more serious
I'm sleepy like hell during class
But I very professional one
I react like I'm not sleepy at all even though I'm sleepy like motherfucker hell J

Just now I went to pasar malam
Coz recently I very hiao
I want buy some accessories for my new clothes J
When I walked along the pasar malam
A Chinese guy langgar me
Its ok and normal la to langgar people and give people langgar in pasar malam
If you didn't langgar people in pasar malam
Then its not a pasar malam
But he langgar me until very kuat
So its abnormal already
And he somemore didn't appologize and fucking looked at me
My face was like, "What? I break your short penis is it?"
Then I just fucking walk away like a boss leaving him standing there forever alone  :P

Ok, finish crapping
Thanks for reading J
Bai bai and stay gorgeous like me J

Randomly put guitar picture, like that only makes me look very artistic ma!!!


Monday, January 2, 2012

2/1/2012

Happy New Year 2012
I know got abit late laaa
But just take it laaa J
I wish with my heart one leh J
Haiya, actually not a happy thing also
This year the world is going to end
I don't understand why so many people go count down happily and wishes everyone happy new year
Shouldn't you stay at home feel sad and emo?
You're going to die anyway on December
Hahahahahahahahahaha
I'm just kidding J
Don't take it so serious J

Actually I'm not so happy with new year
Because each time new year means that I'm going to old 1 more year
Then I will be sad for awhile thinking that I will be bloody 19 years old in this fucking 2012
Very sad right? L
And I don't know I still got how many new years to go through L
Each time I old 1 year means that my market will less a little bit
Which is very dangerous for me
Coz I don't want to be forever alone
I also wish to have a relationship J
Haiya, but first of all I have to keep fit
Who will wish to have sex with you if you're so bloody fat


I don't really believe that the world is going to end in 2012
I will still able to write blogs, watching drama, keep fit (if my keeping fit plan fail again) etc in 2013
But if the world really going to end on 2012
No one will able come and argue with me and say that I'm wrong coz everyone is going to die
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha J

Don't worry
If the world is going to end
Everyone will die together with you
You won’t become like this


A few days ago
I saw my aunty cooking some dessert
And I feel like its very easy
And I also got some cooking talent
So I steal some ingredient from her and some from my grandmother
And cook it 100% by myself
What is the results?

TADAH…………………………..


I feel like a professional chef J


Anyway, Happy New Year 2012
If the world doesn't end this year
I'm going to wish you Happy New Year 2013 next year J