12/1/2012

Haiyo

Time passes so fast

Even rocket also lose to it L

So fast already want Chinese New Year

But this is not the main point

The main point is my exam is coming soon in this Jun/Julai 2012

I know most of you sure say, "Bitch please, its still so long la"

Its not long actually

Coz I got so many things to study

I'm gonna retake my previous exam coz I screw it up last time :'(

And I guess my brain already berkarat coz I already long time didn't use it

Normally  I use my ass to think, I seldom use my brain

So now I don't know how should I wake my brain up L

But the main problem now is my fucking laziness is in level 10000

I always wanted to study but Mr. Laziness just don't let me study L

He said still got a lot of time and ask me enjoy life more

Fuck you Mr. Laziness

If I screw my exam again

I'm gonna wash the plates in KFC or MCD

After that for sure I will always mess the place up

And I will be fired and I'm gonna sleep beside the road or under the bridge :'(

And I will die and I got no money to buy a coffin for myself also L

Today I went to meet with my old friends J

We  didn't meet for like 650 years already

Normally for those that didn't meet for a long time sure will feel shy or awkward

But I don't know why I don't have this feeling

After I meet with them, I just talk non-stop

I talk from my grandparents story until my grandchildren story

Non-stop, eat also talk, walk also talk, see clothes also talk

Then we went to Sushi King and eat

We somemore camwhore and camgigolo when there is a lot of peoples around us

*(Camwhore means girls that like to take ownself pictures and camgigolo means boys that like to take ownself pictures)

But we didn't care about it

And we keep on camwhoring and camgigoling

We got no shame

Come on la, we just young once

We should snap and keep the memories

And peoples should understand that J

Maybe next time I will show my grandchildren the pictures and tell them, "See, grandpa used to be so slutty and 38 before =)"

Ok la, I don't want to get marry la

Maybe I will show my sister's grandchildren J

Actually there's still quite a number of pictures, but I lazy to upload it :/

But this one looks very cute right? Hahahahahahahahaha J

5/1/2012

Today I'm having an afternoon class

So yesterday I play until very late only sleep

So very automatically I woke up very late also today at around 11a.m.

But after I woke up I didn't prepare myself for college

I open my computer and start playing Plants v.s. Zombies *me gusta* :3

I know that I'm going to late for class but I still continue playing

Then around 12.30p.m. like that only I start preparing myself

And around 1.30p.m. only I start my journey to college

Normally it takes me around 20 minutes to reach college

But the traffic today is jam like shit

My class started at 1.45p.m. and I reach at 2.30p.m.  =.=

I was late 45minutes  :/

Thanks to the stupid traffic jam!!!

But I react like nothing happen and walked into class like a boss J

Haiya, Chinese people always say one

Late is better than no attend

So, I'm a good student J

And your argument is invalid =P

I guess my brain cancer is getting more serious

I'm sleepy like hell during class

But I very professional one

I react like I'm not sleepy at all even though I'm sleepy like motherfucker hell J

Just now I went to pasar malam

Coz recently I very hiao

I want buy some accessories for my new clothes J

When I walked along the pasar malam

A Chinese guy langgar me

Its ok and normal la to langgar people and give people langgar in pasar malam

If you didn't langgar people in pasar malam

Then its not a pasar malam

But he langgar me until very kuat

So its abnormal already

And he somemore didn't appologize and fucking looked at me

My face was like, "What? I break your short penis is it?"

Then I just fucking walk away like a boss leaving him standing there forever alone  :P

Ok, finish crapping

Thanks for reading J

Bai bai and stay gorgeous like me J

Randomly put guitar picture, like that only makes me look very artistic ma!!!

2/1/2012

Happy New Year 2012

I know got abit late laaa

But just take it laaa J

I wish with my heart one leh J

Haiya, actually not a happy thing also

This year the world is going to end

I don't understand why so many people go count down happily and wishes everyone happy new year

Shouldn't you stay at home feel sad and emo?

You're going to die anyway on December

Hahahahahahahahahaha

I'm just kidding J

Don't take it so serious J

Actually I'm not so happy with new year

Because each time new year means that I'm going to old 1 more year

Then I will be sad for awhile thinking that I will be bloody 19 years old in this fucking 2012

Very sad right? L

And I don't know I still got how many new years to go through L

Each time I old 1 year means that my market will less a little bit

Which is very dangerous for me

Coz I don't want to be forever alone

I also wish to have a relationship J

Haiya, but first of all I have to keep fit

Who will wish to have sex with you if you're so bloody fat

I don't really believe that the world is going to end in 2012

I will still able to write blogs, watching drama, keep fit (if my keeping fit plan fail again) etc in 2013

But if the world really going to end on 2012

No one will able come and argue with me and say that I'm wrong coz everyone is going to die

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha J

Don't worry
If the world is going to end

Everyone will die together with you

You won’t become like this

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A few days ago

I saw my aunty cooking some dessert

And I feel like its very easy

And I also got some cooking talent

So I steal some ingredient from her and some from my grandmother

And cook it 100% by myself

What is the results?

TADAH…………………………..

I feel like a professional chef J

Anyway, Happy New Year 2012

If the world doesn't end this year

I'm going to wish you Happy New Year 2013 next year J

20/12/2011

Finally I had cut my hair short short ady J

Its had been a year I never cut my hair until so short

Long hair is not easy to manage

Unless you're pro enough in hair styling stuff

Or you have a brother or sister that are hairstylist and they can help you

But for lazy and noob people like me

Its better for me to have a short hair

Very nice right *me gusta*

I don't know why recently always rain at around 6pm-7pm

That period of time is my jogging time :'(

Ok laaa, I'm not greedy

I just want to loss around 8kg only

Mr.&Ms. Rain, why must rain around 6pm-7pm?

Cannot rain at other time one meh?

Or you can rain after I loss my 8kg J

Pls don't rain anymore during my jogging time

Pity on me

I'm so bloody fat ady :'(

Guess what coming soon?

Hahahahahahahahaha =D

Its Christmas =)

I know most of you know already that Christmas is coming soon

But pls just pretend like you don't know and feel surprise after I tell you J

I love Christmas since I'm a little boy, now I'm still a little boy J

Christmas gives me a very warm and happy feeling

But too bad, Malaysia doesn't have winter season

If not Christmas will be more fun here

WINTER, WHY YOU HATE MALAYSIA? L

But anyway, Merry Christmas =)

For those who are in relationship, enjoy your Christmas with your love one

For those who are forever alone like me, its ok, you still can enjoy your Christmas

Who knows you will find the special one during Christmas under Christmas tree or under city lights

Very romantic right J

Merry Christmas ❤

I wish to have this romantic and lovely Christmas night ❤

下雨天，我好想你

最近每次的雨天

我都会好想你

但我不敢打给你

因为我找不到原因  L

我也很怕你会嫌我烦 :'(

好啦

我承认每次见到你都很开心啦 =P

其实我都一直等着你来跟我讲话

因为我很害羞要开口先

没办法

我就是那么天真无暇的孩子 =P

期待真的让人越来越疲惫

怎样的我才能让你更想念？

平凡又渺小的配角

若你想找人出去吃喝玩乐便会想起我

若你想找个人来陪你吃烛光晚餐便会想要更好的货色

若你想找人填满空挡时间便会记得我

若你想找个人来当快乐伴侣便会寻更神秘有趣的角色

爱不爱你我心里有数

我知道我不属于你

只是我傻得无名无姓

比你演得更花心机

与你在一起的时光

这是我偷回来的胜利

但在你心里我还是站在友人位置

我就祈求你留情别把我删去

你明知我随找随到就不必把我放在心里

我就像是便利店

你需要的时候我一定会在你左右

但就算我付出得再多

还是无法留住你这位贵宾

我把我能给的全都给你

也许这样让你对我没有了惊喜

就连我为你做的一切都可以当做是应分的

若我的角色这么好

但在你心里他偏偏总比我更好

如已宣布的结果

做了全年最佳配角

我也应该谦虚下来了

其实你始终还是看不起我

因我太容易被找到

你见惯了我便失去了吸引力

你不需要担心

不管我伤得如何

最总我还是会被同情欣赏。

16/11/2011

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