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Friday, March 30, 2012

My sex dream

This is going to be a little bit 18x post
So if you're still a little children with a superb innocent mind *ahemmm…like me*
Please don't read, but I know you will still read coz human always like to do something that they shouldn't do AND no one can resist 18x stuff =P
So, enjoy!!!

I had 2 dream continuosly the same and its about SEX last night
And the one who had sex with me is one of my friend, WTF!!! =.="
Don't ask me why coz I also don't know =P

First dream, I was going to find my friend, ABC, who is going to be my sex partner in that dream
After that, I went to ABC's room and found that nobody there
Then I sit down and rest
Suddenly ABC appear don't know from where with no clothes, I mean really that no clothes at all
Then start all those romance romance stuff, just romance!!!
Haven't start to have sex yet
Then I woke up!!! I know its quite potong stim =.="
After that I feel I'm like a pervert, why the fuck I can have a dream like this and the one is my friend somemore
Ok, then I lie down and hug my bolster tight tight and sleep again.

Second dream, in this dream, no more all that romance romance stuff
This time direct to the sex part
Both of us are doing all that you-know-what
And without condom somemore, WTF!!!
We did that for quite a long time but I forget about the time
Haiya, normally happy hours is passing like a rocket
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
After finish the you-know-what, both of us lie on the bed and hug hug kiss kiss each other
And finally I woke up!!! =/

Nah nah nah, I warned you in the beginning of this post that this is going to be a little bit 18x
You're the one that want to scroll down and read
So don't blame me on writing disgusting stuff
Blame yourself!!! Who ask you so horny?!!

Last time I heard from others that when you dream someone when you're sleeping
That means the someone is missing you or thinking about you
Oi, is that means YOU always think to have sex with me?!!
You don't think I don't know!!!
Now Mr. Dream tell me already =P

Ok la, maybe next time when I meet with ABC in real life
I guess I'm going to be slutty a little bit
Hey hey hey, don't think so much!!!
I just want to test whether ABC got think to have sex with me or not
If yes, means that the theory is correct
If no, means that the thory is a bullshit created by old people to bluff youngster make them syok sendiri =P

Maybe some peoples will say that, "Eh common sense also know its not true la, don't so superstitious can or not?"
But you know what?
Little children always have a very innocent mind
They always believe interesting facts told by others
What do you mean by, OMG you dreamt about this and you say you're innocent?!!
I can't control my dream ok?!!
But that doesn't mean I'm not innocent
I'm still a little innocent angel baby prince boy!!!

Next time I'm going to ask ABC this question =P

Monday, March 26, 2012

I'm scare of losing somebody

Everyone that read this for a reason, that is to busy body about my love life
Ok laaa, I admit that I'm also very busy body about other's love life
When I meet with a friend that 2 thousand years no meet already, the first thing I ask is "Eh, got boyfriend/girlfriend ah?"
But their answer always make me dissapointed, with a "YES" and a happy smile face
Yea, I'm jealous they can find a companion and I'm still forever alone L

Ok, back to the topic
I don't know why I sometimes I got kind of lonely and sad feeling
When I suddenly wake up in the middle of night then I looked around my surrounding, which normally is dark unless I forget to switch off the lights, then I will feel very lonely and sad, sometimes I cried :'(
Or………………
I'm walking to a place, when I reach a particular place or see a particular thing, I will feel the loneliness and sadness also
Or………………
Even when I'm doing nothing, these feeling come automatically
I hate this feeling,this feeling, this feeling……………….. :'(
What do you mean by, OMG?!!! You cried because of this small thing??? Are you a guy???
A guy cannot cry is it? A guy cannot have their own emotion is it?
If your answer is a yes, then ask God why created tear ducts inside guy's eyes.
AND…………..FUCK YOU!!!

Just now when I'm having my nice nap because recently I don't have enough sleep
Seriously lack of sleep until to the max
So when I wake up, I look at my room
I don't know why I feel extra sad and extra lonely
Perhaps have the feeling of crying too :'(
Then I told my crazy bitchy friends about this
One of them told me this is a natural phenomena when you're loving someone but the someone is not yours
So you will feel unsecure and scare will lose that person
What she say is so damn fucking true!!!
Yea, I'm scare of losing someone that are not belong to me :'(
She also experienced this when her boyfriend is not with her
But she's a lot better than me lo
At least she has a lover but I don't have leh :'(
At least when she's sad or lonely she can tell her boyfriend and I'm pretty sure her boyfriend will comfort her
But what I can do is just stare at the wall and thinking how to commit suicide if I can't find a companion :'(

 I've came with 2 ways to commit suicide and these confirm won't make me look so ugly when I die and its painless.
1) Sleep inside car
Dress nicely, open the air-cond and close all the window and sleep inside it
2) Buy some injection stuff from doctor
Dress nicely of course, then inject the medicine into body
p/s-If you going to do this, don't tell anyone that you learnt it from here.

One of my ji mui always tell me that the someone sure will come one
But just the matter of time only
I don't think so lo
I think my someone had being bang by monorail or lrt or car when on the way coming to find me
If not why so long already still haven't appear???
Choi choi choi
Just joking laaaaaa..LOL

To my future's someone,
If you see this, just ignore it, I love you so much and you know it,
I know you're not being bang by monorail or lrt or car coz if you really bang by those, you will not able to see this also =P

Eh, just joking har
Don't bang my someone har I tell you
If not I'm going to burn your office
LOL

At first I think that I'm going to write a sad and sentimental post about this topic
But I don't know what's wrong with me and end up this post like this =.="

Oi, by the way I'm still very serious with my tittle above
I'm scare of losing someeeeebodieeeeeeee :'(
Really scare………………………………

I miss you so badly, pls come to me now :'(