昨晚超开心又失败的
妈妈买了一大包鸡饭给我吃
过后晚上卖包的uncle来了
我就骗妈妈说这档的包超好吃的
妈妈就给我RM10去买
结果我就买了RM9.50的包回来
丢一粒叉烧包给妈妈
剩下的自己拿上楼吃完..哈哈 =)
我开心的原因是因为有得吃
我失败是因为......CALORIES!!!!!
我昨晚整晚没有睡觉
晚上表姐来了
就跟她聊到差不多半夜才闪人
过后叔叔回来的时候满身酒气
他说: 等下4.30am记得叫醒我,我醉了我怕我睡不醒因为等下我要去印尼
我说：明知要出国了还喝到那么醉干嘛啊你
bla bla bla bla.......
就这样我上网看戏聊天到4.30am去叫醒他
过后就继续做我的东西直到7.30am
妈妈叫我陪她去pasar买菜
Dalam bahasa Melalish panggil Pasar Boy ^.^
habis crapping
thx for reading and buh bye
I'M A SEASONAL PEOPLE
That means i do some particular thing on a particular period of time
Last time i tembak mati pun won't let myself tidur if i tarak bath no matter how tired i'm
But when the season come
I will terus tidur je eventhough i sweat like sakai x pakai baju during afternoon
OR even i tarak remove make up =P
Usually i won't let myself eat so much since there are a few tyres on my stomach
Apabila the season mari
Oh Tuhanku~teruk gilerrrrrrr
True case, dalam hari yang sama
I eat 3 bungkus mee hoon goreng+karipap as breakfast,
1 burger McD+1 packet french fries McD+1 bubur ayam McD+chee cheong fun for lunch,
1 packet besar Super Ring as tea time
Bak kut teh+kepak ayam+ayam goreng+ice-cream+2 packet of maggi mee as dinner
Sometime i will goreng nuggets or hotdog or fish fillet as supper pula
Ini macam punya situation continue-ly goes on for a few days
The more i eat, the happier i'm (This is the real fact!!!)
Thanks to it the tyres on my stomach getting bigger and bigger
And i kena pulaukan some of my clothes sebab terlalu gemuk untuk pakai ~_~
I always jeling at some of my friends yang macam mana eat also takkan gemuk
They all makan syok2 WITHOUT worrying calories
I pula makan syok2 WITH worrying calories
Not fair la ini macam >.<
No doubt, KFC's taste better =)
Last time i will always make sure that i sleep for at least 6 hours
But masa season time
I'm HERO
Sleep at 12.XX a.m, wake up at 3.XX a.m just to chat, watch drama and bla bla bla
Then direct go college jadi hantu mengantuk >.<
OYS language for today
Orang Afrika mati kerana kebuluran
Orang Malaysia mati kerana tiada peluang untuk mereka mati kebuluran
I'm so high now =)
My current state
有时候
别问事情对与错
有些答案会让浪漫变成一场空欢喜
有时候
别在乎爱的是谁
有些答案会让希望变成绝望
等一个人是多么的天真
为了所谓爱的美丽
却牺牲自己
就算我身心情崩溃了
我也要收起来
因为我不想打扰到你
其实我明白
若今天再希望被你抚摸是极傻的
因为当你寂寞孤独时候
是我没有陪在你身边
当我留下这串锁匙时
请别在灯光中伸手拥抱我
请别低着头跟我说声再见
我宁愿你安静得看着我走
因为沉默会增加痛楚
让我不会怀念你昨天的吻
让我知道我们正真完了
若你我之间有遗憾
那就是直到如今我还无法开启你的心房
因为爱而回避彼此
也许是上天要我们在幸福中受苦
可能爱情不能留住你的人
你我就像变色龙一样
一时一样
变化无穷
和你在黑夜里开战
根本看不清你的表情
我越让你
你就越夸张
触碰没有了界限
我开始犹豫
床上那个人是谁
床下那个人又是谁
香水 红灯 香槟 浪漫
疯狂 尖叫 出汗 激情
无需要紧张
浪漫现场后不必认账
注射热情的礼物在身体中
让你我之间留下一份纪念品
我们不是能让彼此幸福的爱情伴侣
我们只是能满足彼此的灵魂伴侣
I scare this kecik ciplak insect will crawl on my naked body and rape me
I very pantang nampak cockroach in my room
I scare this bloody scary insect will crawl on my bed and rape me while i sleeping
Each time i meet with this son of bitch
My whole house will full of my voice screaming like babi mau mampus
My mum always pijak me gao gao lat lat for over reacting and takut-ing a small black insects with 2 ugly hair on kepala
How i over reacting?
I will run downstairs with speed of 153km/second to take penyapu and penyodok or anything else that long enough to keep me 150 cm away from this ugly insect di samping can halau it out of my sight
What i can do is just HALAU HALAU AND HALAU
I won't direct step on it or take anything else to kill it because once i see it i sudah takut macam tikus baru beranak =(
Seriously, i need someone who can help me keep cockroach away from me if i terjumpa it next time
*TOUCH WOOD!!!!! THROW YOUR SALIVA AND SAY AGAIN!!!!!*
for those smokers,
PLEASE THROW YOUR CIGARETTE ENDS ON THE FLOOR SO THAT THE COCKROACHES WILL GET CANCER AND MATI CEPAT
SAY NO TO COCKROACH
GOT COCKROACH=NO SEX
1) I'M DEPRESS TO THE MAX CAUSE I ALMOST BANKRAP FOR THIS MONTH AGAINNNNNNNN >_<
each time i got my salary
i wont think to keep some of it in case i might need to use it in future
i just SPEND like an asshole without pressing the calculator ~_~
so, around the 2nd or 3rd week of the month i just like WTF-my money left this much? how am i going to habiskan the rest of every fucking days?
then i will started to emo very tepat masa-ly every middle of each month
more tepat masa than girl's menstrual cycle =)
but in this month i lagi hebat
ngam ngam 1 minggu sudah start to emo because sudah tarak money
EMO LIKE A SAKAI RUNNING ALL AROUND THE HILL AND SHOUT LIKE FUCKING BITCH
$_$ I WANT MONEY MONEY MONEY JUST LIKE I NEED THE AIR TO BREATH $_$
2) I MISS MY GRANDMA AND HER COOK
since i move here
i got serious malnutrition..WTF o0o
i always eat maggi or bread or nasi lemak which i buy near my home as my meal
this is because either i don't have money or tak sanggup spend the money to buy food or lazy like fatty bum bum to go out buy
than i tell my mum about this
my mum replied me, PADANNNNNNNNNN MUKAAAAAAAAAAA U!!!!!!!!! =(
1 more, i going to DRY like ikan masin cause LACK OF MOISTURE-soup
i macam sudah tarak minum homemade soup since i come here because my parents always outstation and tarak masa to cook for me
if ada pun i buy kat luar which is equal to MSG soup
google search if you tak tau what MSG is =)
those MSG soup drink liao my lidah macam sudah tarak rasa ~_~
3) I THINK MY HP IS CRYING TO HAVE AN ASSHOLE OWNER
i'm an aries=superb fiery person
i always drop my hp like hell
each time i drop the battery sure will terkeluar punya-seriously, i tarak joking
my hp some more give me drop sampai the mini screen pun retak abit liao
but thank Q allah, jesus, buddha, brahman my hp still well functioning ^.^
i wish to change a new hp
BUT......................I TARAK MONEY =(
4) YOU KNOW WHAT-RECENTLY OON YONG SOON DON'T HAVE A DAILY WHITENING PRODUCT FOR FACE PUNYA
listen clearly its WHITENING PRODUCT!!!!
i sendiri pun don't believe that i tarak use whitening product for quite a long time
BECAUSE I TARAK MONEY BUY =(
5) SERIOUSLY I NEED TO IMPROVE MY STUPID KINDERGARTEN LEVEL ENGLISH
i think even kindergarten children can speak english better than me
sia sui untill wan find a hole in the ground to hid my face =(
but...............wa still manyak happy cakap-ing in wa mia Bahasa Rojak (BR)-new subject of SPM in future maybe?
no BR=no OON YONG SOON
and hor i find that those can speak proper english punya pro kia/lui doesn't use those "LAH, LOH, MA, AH, LEH, HOR, WA LAO YEH, WAH PIANG YEH" masa they talking
but biarlah~as long as i syok sudahlahhhhhhhhhh
maklumlah i'm Perak-ian who come from a small town panggil Teluk Intan-which is a BR town =)
in OYS language for today,
NO MONEY=NO LIFE
p/s-just now i went to mandi, after bath only i realise that i lupa bawa tuala masuk, than i naked-ly jalan from downstairs bathroom to my room at upstairs =)
habis crapping
sayonara, bye, selamat tinggal, zai jian, zoi jin, tchau
$_$ MONEY $_$
却还没明白为何还坚强地忍受折磨
依然想知道你过得如何
依然盼望你会记得我
依然想得到以前的温柔
我不愿意只当你的朋友
就算你只给一个微笑
心里却会很满足
我只想得到半份的关心而已
让我能安慰自己
因为我明白
从朋友变成情侣代价真的很高
就算得不到你的心
我愿意用一夜的激情来换你的温柔
爱情就像密码的深奥
越得不到~越会傻傻地在等
True friends are hard to find =(
But I’m lucky that I found YOU ALL =D
Kee Ronghui, Yap Qian Yee, Lee Yee Huey and Lim Zi En
4 of you really awesome
There will not a chance for “cold environment” to appear when we are together
We can LUNG-TALK, JI MIU-TALK, HENG DAI-TALK from the very beginning to the end of the day
Laugh like hell in the public
We think that the place is our bapa dan emak punya =)
We can talk everything to each other
Even the most sensitive issue
Because we do believe in each other
We really take our heart into this friendship
Let me talk about my 1st impression of you all
Kee Ronghui (Penguin)
My 1st impression of you is, “walao, you perlu so hardworking bo???” LOL
You are just so rajin
Each time teacher gives homework, you seldom lewat hantar
You will sure finish in time
But its benefit to me juga la
Cause I boleh pinjam and salin from you..wakaka
Boleh kata out of 10 homework, I salin 9 of it from you =D
You pula always treat me as your kuli to help you cancelling the calender although it is more nearer to you and its your job..ISHHHHH =P
Then sometimes we can talk about some bitchy talk..ROFL
Still remember the PAPAYA MILK? HANGER? COCONUT? WATERMELON? KLCC? etc…………
I always laugh at your jantina
Me and ehuey always doubt at your “trueness” of your watermelon
You are shy of it sometimes
But in other times you quite cooperate with us..haha
You like to use your lung when you talk
And I used back my lung to answer you
Finally, we end up with a big and 38 laugh..wakaka
Yap Qian Yee (Thousand fish)
You give me punya 1st impression ialah, “hello miss, you perlu begitu diam bo?”
You are so quiet in the beginning
When we walk infront, you always walk behind
Mula-mula I ingat you dislike us
But when the days go on
You started to adapt to us
The thing that you paling funny is when you apply sunblock or whitening product, you apply juga at your eyebrow
And I always laugh at you, asking you why you want to whiten up your eyebrow..wakaka
I appreciate to you when you help me to do my homework..haha =)
Sometimes I lagi menyebabkan you lewat hantar your work, but you didn’t angry me =D
Maybe other will thinks that we are couple
But we know we are not..we are true friend =)
Still remember this? “Belakang cakap”, “I also don’t know whether you are girl or not”, “Lu mana besar?” etc……..
I always use this term when I talk to you
And you will always like mau angry but can’t angry punya face..wakaka
Lee Yee Huey (Ehuey)
My 1st thinking when I saw you is, “ermmmmm, this girl quite good in study”
In the beginning, I was quite admire your studies
You are just great in your study
You are quite quite and cool when we are not so close
So, I feel you macam not so friendly la
But once we are close enough
OMG..we are so crazy
We always pakat to talk about penguin’s watermelon and laugh at her everything..wakaka
When I went to your house, I was so funny to see your anti-aging product..LOL
Pai seh pai seh..i bocor liao you use anti-aging product in such a young age..hehe
I also always laugh at your liquid paper sunblock..haha
The most 38 thing we like to do is talk about ZAI (boys) and LUI (girls)
You always “kap lui” and I always “kap zai”
Then we always talk about our “kao zai” and “kao lui” punya kungfu =)
Lim Zi En (Piano girl)
When I see you in the beginning, I was like, “adui, why you so cool de?”
Its hard to see you talk and smile when we are not close
Everytime you macam sudah makan lemon, your face was so masam and emo
Want to talk to you also takut
Maybe like music punya people mostly also emo punya gua..haha
But once we close liao
WOW..I can see a totally different punya you
We talk, we laugh and we 38 together
When we go sing karaoke, I always laugh you because you always choose boy’s song to sing..hehe
Bukan ini sahaja, still remember the individual photo for majalah sekolah?
When you say you don’t know how to self capture,I used to laugh at you..wakaka
17 y/o girl tak tau take sendiri punya picture..LOL
But finally you can make it juga la
We 2 always pakat to ejek penguin and ehuey about their NS
Its so funny to see their geram face..haha
You said before, we shouldn’t doubting each other if we really take our heart into this friendship =)
Maybe some people do not understand why we are so close,
But we do understand among ourself,
THAT’S MORE THAN ENOUGH!
I do not need best friend in my life
But, I need TRUE FRIEND-just like 4 of YOU
TRUE FRIENDS ARE HARD TO FIND
ONCE FOUND, ITS HARDER TO LEAVE
AND HARDEST TO FORGET
