1) I'M DEPRESS TO THE MAX CAUSE I ALMOST BANKRAP FOR THIS MONTH AGAINNNNNNNN >_<
each time i got my salary
i wont think to keep some of it in case i might need to use it in future
i just SPEND like an asshole without pressing the calculator ~_~
so, around the 2nd or 3rd week of the month i just like WTF-my money left this much? how am i going to habiskan the rest of every fucking days?
then i will started to emo very tepat masa-ly every middle of each month
more tepat masa than girl's menstrual cycle =)
but in this month i lagi hebat
ngam ngam 1 minggu sudah start to emo because sudah tarak money
EMO LIKE A SAKAI RUNNING ALL AROUND THE HILL AND SHOUT LIKE FUCKING BITCH
$_$ I WANT MONEY MONEY MONEY JUST LIKE I NEED THE AIR TO BREATH $_$
2) I MISS MY GRANDMA AND HER COOK
since i move here
i got serious malnutrition..WTF o0o
i always eat maggi or bread or nasi lemak which i buy near my home as my meal
this is because either i don't have money or tak sanggup spend the money to buy food or lazy like fatty bum bum to go out buy
than i tell my mum about this
my mum replied me, PADANNNNNNNNNN MUKAAAAAAAAAAA U!!!!!!!!! =(
1 more, i going to DRY like ikan masin cause LACK OF MOISTURE-soup
i macam sudah tarak minum homemade soup since i come here because my parents always outstation and tarak masa to cook for me
if ada pun i buy kat luar which is equal to MSG soup
google search if you tak tau what MSG is =)
those MSG soup drink liao my lidah macam sudah tarak rasa ~_~
3) I THINK MY HP IS CRYING TO HAVE AN ASSHOLE OWNER
i'm an aries=superb fiery person
i always drop my hp like hell
each time i drop the battery sure will terkeluar punya-seriously, i tarak joking
my hp some more give me drop sampai the mini screen pun retak abit liao
but thank Q allah, jesus, buddha, brahman my hp still well functioning ^.^
i wish to change a new hp
BUT......................I TARAK MONEY =(
4) YOU KNOW WHAT-RECENTLY OON YONG SOON DON'T HAVE A DAILY WHITENING PRODUCT FOR FACE PUNYA
listen clearly its WHITENING PRODUCT!!!!
i sendiri pun don't believe that i tarak use whitening product for quite a long time
BECAUSE I TARAK MONEY BUY =(
5) SERIOUSLY I NEED TO IMPROVE MY STUPID KINDERGARTEN LEVEL ENGLISH
i think even kindergarten children can speak english better than me
sia sui untill wan find a hole in the ground to hid my face =(
but...............wa still manyak happy cakap-ing in wa mia Bahasa Rojak (BR)-new subject of SPM in future maybe?
no BR=no OON YONG SOON
and hor i find that those can speak proper english punya pro kia/lui doesn't use those "LAH, LOH, MA, AH, LEH, HOR, WA LAO YEH, WAH PIANG YEH" masa they talking
but biarlah~as long as i syok sudahlahhhhhhhhhh
maklumlah i'm Perak-ian who come from a small town panggil Teluk Intan-which is a BR town =)
in OYS language for today,
NO MONEY=NO LIFE
p/s-just now i went to mandi, after bath only i realise that i lupa bawa tuala masuk, than i naked-ly jalan from downstairs bathroom to my room at upstairs =)
habis crapping
sayonara, bye, selamat tinggal, zai jian, zoi jin, tchau
$_$ MONEY $_$
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