Got Cockroach=No Sex

I'M A GORILLA YANG TAKUT GILER PADA COCKROACH

I very pantang nampak cockroach while i mandi

I scare this kecik ciplak insect will crawl on my naked body and rape me

I very pantang nampak cockroach in my room

I scare this bloody scary insect will crawl on my bed and rape me while i sleeping

Each time i meet with this son of bitch

My whole house will full of my voice screaming like babi mau mampus

My mum always pijak me gao gao lat lat for over reacting and takut-ing a small black insects with 2 ugly hair on kepala

How i over reacting?

I will run downstairs with speed of 153km/second to take penyapu and penyodok or anything else that long enough to keep me 150 cm away from this ugly insect di samping can halau it out of my sight

What i can do is just HALAU HALAU AND HALAU

I won't direct step on it or take anything else to kill it because once i see it i sudah takut macam tikus baru beranak =(

Seriously, i need someone who can help me keep cockroach away from me if i terjumpa it next time

*TOUCH WOOD!!!!! THROW YOUR SALIVA AND SAY AGAIN!!!!!*

for those smokers,

PLEASE THROW YOUR CIGARETTE ENDS ON THE FLOOR SO THAT THE COCKROACHES WILL GET CANCER AND MATI CEPAT

SAY NO TO COCKROACH

GOT COCKROACH=NO SEX